Homestar runner dating simulator
Homestar Runner is a teriffic athlete and has a girlfriend named Marzipan, who also has no arms.He lives in Free Country, USA, possibly in the black area on the right of Strong Bad's email answering space. [types "delete that crap" and the graphic shrinks until it disappears, after which a message reading "crap deleted." appears onscreen] Strong Bad: ... [types "run 'temple__of__apshai'", then brings up Temple of Apshai, which he starts to play] E-mail: Hey there Strong Bad! You might know it better as DUN DUN DAAA: The Strong Badia Sign! You know the kinds that have whales or sunsets or windsurfers on em. Strong Bad: So glad The Cheat is not dead/The Cheat is not dead... Strong Bad: Uh, I can only assume you're talking to me and asking about Strong Sad. Strong Bad: [singing] I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo... [an email is displayed, only it really just says, "Homestar Hair downloading... I swear if I get another one of these freakin' "Hairstyle Runners" from one of you guys... yeah, like, heat it up with some butter melting on the top... Strong Bad: Maybe I should put up some of those inspirational posters and stuff to get things back in gear. Strong Bad: [on tape] And Reg had the ball at the top of the key. Strong Sad: [clapping to Strong Bad's song] Dead! This would mean that Homestar and Marzipan have been going out for quite some time. I'd been talking with people on HR wiki about a Lappy 486 simulator application, in which you could check emails, delete emails, and reply to emails, along with a bunch of other cool Lappy stuff. Then I decided I would create a Lappy 486 simulator in Multimedia Fusion.
So in order to watch from a proper, safe distance I made up the... Homestar Runner and Marzipan Extra Real Dating Sim XR! STRONG BAD: Everything seems to be in order in Strong Badia— STRONG BAD: Oh! The Cheat totally freaks out whenever he sees a bear holding a shark. Strong Bad: Uh, you don't really have to *make* Homestar say stupid stuff, Grumbles, that's the guy's bread n' butter. Homestar Runner: Strong Bad, do you notice anything different about me today? I mean, how come you people never play *my* game, man? I mean, there's this whole game out there that's all for me that you guys can fill out, you know, and like, send me some hilarious crap or something. Well generic name, you're really onto something here. As he narrates, a diagram of the monument is built] Strong Bad: Yeah, there were big plans once. On a massive scale that would rival the Aztecs and their... [Back at the Compy and Strong Bad continues typing] Strong Bad: Anyways, we lost our funding or public interest waned or something distracted me. Strong Bad: [typing] Print out million dollar Compy 386: Bad command or file name. Strong Mad: [in shock] Did you just say "parakeet"? I'm gonna have to start busting some heads, okay? I was thinking since so many people and ladies think you're SUPER COOL, why not build a monument to yourself for all to enjoy? Strong Bad: [stops reading and starts typing] I'm assuming the G stands for generally overused girl's first name. [Strong Badia's Stop Sign is displayed, followed by a picture of Strong Bad. And they say stuff about determination and giving a care. Strong Mad: [clapping to Strong Bad's song] Dead!